Jokepal Bill

All I supported was an anti-corruption bill. Bubble Sibal writes the Jokepal instead.

My 5 demands (representing the public):

• Do not arrest women if they resemble or if their body looks like an assembled version of Jessica Alba. Katrina Kaif will also do. If only she had formed part of the welcome committee at the Delhi Airport. Tcha!

Oh, you like this don't you. Respect women, go away, you pervert.

• Repatriate black money to India, politicians. Bring back my Bonny to me.
• Death penalty using the ancient spoon technique for anyone giving a bribe. Accepting illicit payments, is ofcourse, entirely permissible.
• Scan every Indian man's chest for hair. If he has none, arrest him. It is an excellent indication of a wasted expense arising from ill-gotten gains. Brawn Abraham, you are excused.
• Make every corrupt politician write, "I like big bucks and I cannot lie" 176000000000 times.

For happiness and a place away from corruption, come, visit me. 

Let us begin

My Beloved Yogicgeeks ®,

Your beloved Baba is here in the internet world to guide you on your way home.

Visit me, every now and then.

Feel the Soul At Peace (SAP®)

Experience Peace of Mind (POM®)

Experience your body (for public litigation reasons, I could not obtain copyrights to that)

Let us all begin…BREATHE!

(Snorts)