About Me

Whomsoever seeks me, seeks Yoga
Whomsoever seeks me, seeks Peace of Mind (POM)®
Come to my Peet and fall at my feet.

Whomsoever sought me, sought money
Whomsoever sought me, robbed me
And ended his tryst with the Guru, me.
(Applause applause)

I dislike corrupt politicians
I hate waxed chests of politicians
I repulse politicians.

I take a stand
I take the seat
I take the voice,
I chose him – Baba Ramdev – my muse and my nemesis.

I am me, you are you, we are we
Or something like that is what the Beatles said,
I am no walrus, that is left to be said.

But can he be me
Can I be him
Take a wild guess!